Being an Early Bird When....

a bird on the branch of a tree

You have to see a counselor for over-shopping.

·         You keep a special purse or wallet full of loose change that you only use on the weekends.

·         You're done with your Christmas shopping by 8 a.m. on a July Friday.

·         Your catch phrase is, "Early to bed, early to rise, and you get great deals!"

·         You eat more food before 4 a.m. than the whole rest of the day, to keep up your energy.

·         You send friends to garage sales and tell them they don't start until late, so you can get the good items.

·         You've never been able to make a midnight movie release.

·         You choose your early morning wardrobe purely for comfort and not style.a

·         There's someone on the highway with a couch in their truck bed at 5 a.m., and it's always you.

·         Winning free items is less exciting than getting a garage sale deal.


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